Humor, toasts, proverbs

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.

Be neither intimate nor distant with the clergy

Here’s to you and yours
And to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours
Ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!

A friend’s eye is a good mirror.

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold on to two blades of grass
and not fall off the face of the earth.

If you want to be criticized, marry.

Get on your knees
And thank the Lord
You’re on your feet!

It is not a secret if it is known by three people.

May the roof above us never fall in, and may the friends gathered below it never fall out.

You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.

Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer–and another one!

Here’s to cheating, stealing,
fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, cheat death.
If you steal, steal a woman’s heart.
If you fight, fight for a brother.
If you drink, drink with me!!